Me : Hello!
His Girlfriend : Sapa nih? (oh yes, very very bitchy tone)
Me : (very shocked that it was her calling, but that's okay) Oh, Tipah* eh ni?
His Girlfriend : Oh... Fina eh? jap eh.. (from bitchy to guilty in 2 seconds. Dayyuum!)
WHAT THE FRAAAAK?
Dear Men,
If at any point of time in your relationship, you Girlfriend decides to answer your phone calls whenever a girl's name pops up on the screen, consider yourself pussy whipped and that your balls no longer belong to you and are safely tucked in her purse.
Just sayin'...
*names have been altered to protect those involved in this travesty.
4 comments:
hahahaha. eeee benci gile kan camtu?
Woahh! laju! aku tgh edit2 lagi ni...baaahahahahah!
and yes, BENCI!
in my experience, the situation was totally reversed. the guy started interrogating me. I mean, err.. dude, the joke's on you. I sooooooooo wana shag your girlfriend.
ceh.
This is so much less than it appears to be.
You have better things to move on to.
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