They Rawk Each Other's Sawks Off!

So, this is my take on the Top 10 celebrity couples whom I think have hot, hot sex. Let's start from ze bottom, shall we?

TEN.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

I just recently watched "The Scarlet Letter" and yes, Demi was lookin' pretty awesome wayy back in 1995. Let's face it, she still looks hawt today and Ashton is Ashton, what more can I say? I'm bettin' these two make sweet, sweet romance in the sack ;))

NINE.

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian

In my opinion, this one's on Khloe. She openly talks about her sexual desires and what she's done in the bedroom. If you've watched episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, you know what I mean. They can't keep their hands off of each other and are always touchy feely whether they realise it or not. So yeah, that's hot!

EIGHT.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi

Come on..they look like two people who like to get freaky deaky in the bedroom. Well, I think so.. Yumm.. :P

SEVEN.

Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Lee Simmons

My fav couple ;) how can they not be on the list? She's friggin' tall + mega fabulous and he's, well..dashing...in a very exotic, mysterious kind of way. I like to imagine what they do, so yeah, that's why they're on the list *wink, wink...

SIX.

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox

Okay, first of all, she's Megan Fox. Second of all, he ain't that cute, so how else do you think he got Megan friggin' Fox to marry him? `Nuff said.

FIVE.

Heidi Klum and Seal

Ughh, I Loooveee them! The fact that she's a Victoria Secret Angel and he's got the voice of an angel and you don't know what she sees in him..bla bla blaa.... I'm very very sure they make beautiful, melodious music together in the bedroom. Raawwrr...

FOUR.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

You know that feeling you get, when you look at a couple and say to yourself "I bet they have great sex" So yeah, this is what I always say to myself when I look at these two. I think they have hawt, steamy, tantric sex. Ooo yeah, I said tantric.

THREE.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Have you seen Mr. & Mrs. Smith?? Then you know what I mean. Remember that fight scene they had in the living room? Rough and tumble, baby...Aiiyaiyaiiii...

TWO.

Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson

He's a goth god and she's a tv vampire. How awesome is that?? Plus, have you seen his video clips?? If you haven't, go download them, it's like cheap porn on steroids. I bet they tie each other up and go all latex on each other. Ahhh, my imagination is running with me...daayuumm!

ONE.

Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin

This real-life engaged couple really, really knows how to turn on the heat on screen and off it! I watched their first sex scene in True Blood, and I still get goosebumps in the right places everytime I watch it again. All their other love making scenes in the series are equally hawt, if not better! Maybe it's the whole vampire sex thing, but whatever it is, they are numero Uno on my list. :))

Honourable mentions:

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony

John Travolta & Kelly Preston

Jessica Alba & Cash Warren

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Gardner