Think before you Shag.

You know that feeling, that WTF! moment you get very early (or late) in the morning, when you wake up (preferably sober) and there's someone beside you, snoring away...you may or may not know this person (that's your business, I don't judge). Well, here's a few things you can do to avoid these moments.

Think BEFORE you SHAG.

1. If you're scared of STD's, and you should be, slap on the friggin' condom. They're cheap and available everywhere. For heaven's sake, if you're having sex, then you shouldn't be ashamed of buying one over the counter. Keep a packet in your handbag if you're out to get a lil' sumthin' sumthin'. Keep a packet on your nightstand/in your drawer. There is NO RULE saying that the dude is responsible for safe sex. It should be your responsibility.

2. If you're pro-life, meaning you're against abortion, then get a diaphragm, a cervical cap, spermicide, The Pill, two layers of condoms, ANYTHING. Don't leave your fate hanging in the balance. More often than not, lady luck's not gonna be on your side. Newsflash: Condoms ARE NOT 100% effective. Period.

3. If you've slept with this person before, and you dread doing it again, then you shouldn't be sleeping with him. Ever.

4. If you're embarrassed about being naked in front of the dude, other than in bed, i.e. taking showers together or changing in front of him, then you shouldn't be shagging him in the first place.

5. If he makes you feel like a cheap whore, in a bad way, then you shouldn't be sleeping with him. (Yes, there is a good way, only some men know how to do that. teeehehe.)

6. If this man is not your boyfriend and he has certain features that you don't like. For example; bad breath, body odour, kisses like a duck, can't make you orgasm for nuts, either get him to do better or walk away. If he is your boyfriend, do something about it.

Get it?

Got it?

Good.

Happy shagging,

S.M.

Why am I talking about this?

Because you're not.