Not. Cool.

There you go again, still digging, I see.

Just when I thought you couldn't dig any deeper, you went ahead and proved me wrong. Thank you for that, I now have something to laugh about again.

Remember how you claimed to be strong, confident, beautiful, amazingly amazing and all that other bull crap? Finally, through all that, you ended up with a man who beats up women. How's that for hypocritical bullshit?

The worst part is, you know the stories about this man. YOU FUCKING KNOW! Why? Because he used to date your friend. Remember? She told you the stories. All the stories. The stories that made you cringe. Made you hug her with sympathy. Made you tear up. Remember? Very uncool of you, darling.

To top it all off, you broke the very first rule of feminism. You do not date your friend's ex boyfriend. No matter what, we girls just don't do that. You don't see us coming after your leftovers now, do you? Well, considering the fact that your exes were never up to our standards, that's quite easy to understand. But that's beside the point.

Oh and I'm sorry, does he fit your long checklist of men that you've been bragging about? Let's see, I only remember two, the rest were just absurd.

1. Non-smoker - Whooppss, he smokes like a chimney.

2. Traditional and won't "touch" you before marriage - Dang it! He loves to fuck, doesn't he? I've heard stories. Burrrnnnn.

And honey, if you want to keep something a secret, don't blab it to the biggest blabber in the classroom. Wrong. Move.

You really have hit the lowest of the low and I have no doubt that you can go lower.

Keep on digging.

This time, don't prove me wrong.

With Love, always,

S.M