Family Business.

Adding to the massive empire that is, The Kardashians.

Behold...

Oh yes, boys and girls, that's Kendall Jenner looking effing hot!

Careful boys, I think she's still a minor. Teeheheee ;))

Sheesshh. Tak cukup celebrities lagi ke rumah diorang tu? Still, dia cantik.

For now...this'll do.

Today, I remembered what it felt like to have you around all the time.

To know that you were always there to help me with shit I can't, for the life of me, understand.

I remembered that when you were around, things were just...done. Just like that. I liked that feeling.

Right now...just for this moment.

I miss you, terribly.

...and THAT'S the most honest I've been with myself since you left. Amen.

All that Glitters...

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Eventually...

"I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how it can actually ache in places you didn't know you had inside you. And it doesn't matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join, or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends... you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you could have misunderstood. And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that he'll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you'll go somewhere new. And you'll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again. And little pieces of your soul will finally come back. And all that fuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted, that will eventually begin to fade."--

Iris Simpkins, The Holiday (2006).

Pretty much sums it all up. To the damn letter.

Not. Cool.

There you go again, still digging, I see.

Just when I thought you couldn't dig any deeper, you went ahead and proved me wrong. Thank you for that, I now have something to laugh about again.

Remember how you claimed to be strong, confident, beautiful, amazingly amazing and all that other bull crap? Finally, through all that, you ended up with a man who beats up women. How's that for hypocritical bullshit?

The worst part is, you know the stories about this man. YOU FUCKING KNOW! Why? Because he used to date your friend. Remember? She told you the stories. All the stories. The stories that made you cringe. Made you hug her with sympathy. Made you tear up. Remember? Very uncool of you, darling.

To top it all off, you broke the very first rule of feminism. You do not date your friend's ex boyfriend. No matter what, we girls just don't do that. You don't see us coming after your leftovers now, do you? Well, considering the fact that your exes were never up to our standards, that's quite easy to understand. But that's beside the point.

Oh and I'm sorry, does he fit your long checklist of men that you've been bragging about? Let's see, I only remember two, the rest were just absurd.

1. Non-smoker - Whooppss, he smokes like a chimney.

2. Traditional and won't "touch" you before marriage - Dang it! He loves to fuck, doesn't he? I've heard stories. Burrrnnnn.

And honey, if you want to keep something a secret, don't blab it to the biggest blabber in the classroom. Wrong. Move.

You really have hit the lowest of the low and I have no doubt that you can go lower.

Keep on digging.

This time, don't prove me wrong.

With Love, always,

S.M

Fear of the Unknown.

There is this common misconception that Men are fearless when it comes to sexual intercourse and that Women are the careful ones, the emotional ones. Well, this isn't necessarily true, though. There are some things that we women do that scare the shit out of men when it comes sex. So, ladies...

1. You forgo protection.

Most of us think that men don't want to use condoms during sex because it hinders the "full" experience of it all. Well, some men might say that but then you should be smart enough to know that these are not the men you ought to be getting jiggy with. The men you should be sleeping with feel immense pressure when it comes to having unprotected sex because of the consequences which might follow, i.e. them becoming baby daddies or (God forbid) STD's. So, girls, even if they don't say so, strap on that raincoat, seriously.

2. Post-coital commitment talk.

Men cringe at the thought of their women talking about commitment right after engaging in steamy, hot sex. You telling him that you want a June wedding, 3 children and a penthouse somewhere in the future really does give him the creeps mostly because, after sex, they really want to just sleep it off knowing that they've just given you the best orgasm of your life. Thank your lucky stars that he even wants to cuddle in the first place.

3. You make him your bitch.

Yes, we all love the occasional rough romp in the sack and let's admit it, all the dirty talk really does get us off. However, you have to know that there is a limit. For example, saying "Oh, yeah baby, harder, harder" is very very different from saying "Come on, you bastard, you can fuck me harder than that. What are you a pussy??!!". Get it? So keep the trash talking at bay while having yourselves a jolly good time. He still wants to know that he is in control, so give him that, at least you'll get some good lovin' out of it as well.

4. You think he's a porn star.

If you are having/have had sex, you've most definitely watched porn. Don't think for a second that you're gonna get the same thing you see in those videos. Your boyfriend/husband might not be hung, or that skilled or talented in bed. So don't expect him to do things that he can't do. Excessive demands in the bedroom are one of the things that turn a man off. He likes to think that he knows what he's doing and he's giving you the time of your life. Don't pin your expectations on a porn star who's hung like a horse and does stunts in the bedroom that make your knickers do back flips. Appreciate him for what he's willing to do. Experimentation is fine, but if he doesn't like it, then stop. Sex is a two-way street and he needs to enjoy it as much as you do.

So girls, these are just the few that I've come up with. If any of you know more, please please please comment so that we girls know how you feel about certain things. And yes, you can post as anonymous.

Happy Sex-ing!

S.M.