The Epitome of Idiocracy

Dear Ms. J

Oh.My.God.

Could you be more conceited and condescending? Dear teacher, please note that NONE of us hold you in high regard and you are the last person on earth that ANY of us would listen to or seek advice from. You are, my dear teacher, the reason why students hate coming to class and hate to learn. You are the reason why we get students who graduate to become teachers but still speak ghastly English. Damn!

I mean, seriously. The reason why I'm losing it here is because you, the person who supposedly said all those great, constructive comments back there, didn't set a good example yourself! Well, if your idea of teaching is sitting down at the back of the class, texting your non-existent boyfriend while forcing us to COPY DOWN notes from the PowerPoint slides, then by all means -- you really are the GREATEST teacher walking on the face of this earth.

If you say that we come up with crappy lesson plans and activities, then by all means, please demonstrate your superior teaching skills. Please, oh dear teacher, for you are indeed, mind blasting! In the words of my good friend Mr. Peters -- anyone can blow your mind, but you were mind BLASTING!

While you're off showing the world your great teaching skills, why don't you correct your pronunciation as well. Say it with me-- it's se-cond, not say-ken. Oh, and please go get laid...it will do wonders for your personality and your complexion. I'm just saying...

Ugghhh! Bodoh.

Love,
S.M.